these are the thoughts that have passed through my head this week....
1. It's SO HOT!!!!
2. WHERE IS THAT RAIN THE WEATHERMAN WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
3. ...Wonder what we're having for supper.
4. Really should work on stories... before get's mauled by fans.
5. Was I really talking out loud to myself?...
6. What is that beeping sound?.... is that the smoke dectector?
7. Why in the new Scooby Doo movie (going to be on cartoon nextwork) fred's hair is brown? HE'S A BLONDE!
8. I wonder where dad hide the M&M?
9. I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT THAT ISN't PIZZA RELATED (no pizza, pizza rolls, bagel bites, etc)
10. The show The Law Of Ueki is awesome!
11. why did the Law of Ueki series have to end!?
12. Why do I keep watching Mamma Mia? Why don't I just buy the CD!?
13. I WANT SGT. FROG TO COME OUT!!!!!!
14... really need to practice violin....
15. (watching tv) what is he going to do with that?..... OH MY GOD!?!?
16. (watching tv) they're doing it why a psycho kill is on the loose?.... typical
17 (watching tv) ...so.... this guy is attacking a full size grizzly bear... with a 2 inch knife... oh look his face is being eaten off... that's what you get for trying to attack a bear.. WITH A KNIFE!!!
18. ... Why do trays hate me? WHY!!!!
19. I hate people.
20. School is in 10 DAYS!!! wow that went fast...

wow and look like I was wrong. I updated before a year passed.

wow... it's been a year since I've updated... actually over a year....
My summer hasn't been the best, but it could have been worse. Busy with AP homework...
I have been depressed most of the summer, yadda yadda yadda. I'm sure is tired of me saying that by now. But it's true. I got this giant pain im my chest that won't go away and makes me want to cry and/or hurt something...or someone... DUn DUN DUUUUNN!!!! Anyway that's how it's been for most of the summer. Dosn't help that I'm stuck in my house 90 percent of the time... and yes... i did the math... I'm THAT BORED!!! Majority of the time I'm out I'm at work. Got to LOVE the customers. Some are just so demanding and believe their "special", better then all the others. the truth is people, your not. There are some nice people I will say that.

anyway that's all i have to say. till next year.

I got this from a friend in an email. I couldn't stop laughing.
Warning: this is rated pg-13... if you read you'll understand.


1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees."

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore."

9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. "Liften Separatis Crotchum" is not a real spell.

16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends."

20. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. (note: a thylacine is an extinct animal closely related to a tasmanian devil.)

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination Class.

24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.

25. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell, "Pwned!"

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus. (note: for those of you who are not trekkies, a tribble is an animal from star trek that is small, soft & gentle, and it purrs.)

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or pirahna.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus. (note: for those of you who are not dr.who fans, a dalek is an extraterrestrial mutant from the planet skaro which is bent on conquest & destruction, having had all its emotions removed save for hate.)

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in training." (note: a mentat is a human computer.)

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as fun as getting dirty."

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith."

39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the OWLs.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine."

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not teach the first years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End."

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.

52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.

53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.

54. My name is not Captain Subtext.

55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela Pheremones."

56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a "Big Black Sex Auror."

57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.

58. Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.

60. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled "Firewhiskey."

63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.

66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox.

67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."

68. I will not impersonate the Swedish chef in Potions class.

69. First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

70. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

71. I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.

72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, "There can be only ONE!"

73. I should not referr to DADA professors as "canaries in the coal mine."

74. I will not say the phrase, "Dude, get a life," to Lord Voldemort.

75. I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

78. Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster," not "My Liege."

79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling, "It does DEATH!!!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.

83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying, "The library will be closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense.

86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.

87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.

88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my professors.

89. I will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half hour.

90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than fifteen seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

92. When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for."

93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.

95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

98. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.

99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.

102. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.

103. I am not allowed to give Gryffindors Pixie Stix.

104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

105. I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

108. I will not tell first years that they should build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

109. I will not douse Harry Potter's Invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible when wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.

110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.

111. I will not yell, "Believe it . . . or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.

112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

113. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.

115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.

116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast."

120. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles."

121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

122. "Draco Malfoy Takes It Up The Arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.

126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.

128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.

130. It is not necessary for me to yell, "BAMF!" every time I Apparate.

131. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

134. I will not teach the first years to play The Penis Game in the Great Hall during dinner.

135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.

137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

139. I will not dress up in a Demenotr suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do what I want.

140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

142. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

143. I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

145. It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

146. "Y'all check this-here shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.

147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!"

148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni" from various directions.

150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn my any house points.

EXTRAS! these are similar to those above, but lacking the affiliation:
• When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout, "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

• I will not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.

• Putting a Snitch in Malfoy's pants really isn't all that funny. Even if it does make him scream like a girl.

• Voldemort is baffled by Harry's apparent lack of the ability to die.

• I will not make any jokes about Lupin and "his time of the month."

• Shouting Lumos at the light switch will not help.

• Slytherin: because real friends help you Incedio the bodies.

• Ravenclaw: tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

• Sirius Black:
Escaped Askaban
. . .
Evaded Dementors
. . .

Outwitted Ministry
. . .
. . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .
. . . . . .
. . .
Killed by drapery.


I'm not working friday!!! yeah! thursday's my last day!

Guess what I did!...... really guess.....
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ok that's a good enough time to guess.
I quit my job! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I still have to finish this week's shifts; monday, thursday, and Friday.

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I got a lovely bunch of coconuts....
Avatar: the last airbender, is over! Azula is now in the looney bin! the fire lord lost he's fire bending and eveything is happily ever after. except one thing. where is zuko's mom! there is still that question. will there be more avatar? I hope so.

Found a new cartoon that I like. Total Drama Island. it's hilariouse!!!!!!!!!!(sp?) It should not be rated PG. it does have a little warning in the beging of the show but still. they have nudity, skanky (sp?) outfits, and some bad language. one girl told a guy to "get bent". Chris the host is EVIL!!!(kind of like me) if you want to see an episode go on youtube.


oh.

I almost forgot.




you lost the game.

I went to a Weird Al Concert! It. Was. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sang "white and nerdy", "I'm Fat", "Eat it", and more!!!!
He dressed up for every song. For the Yoda song he dressed up as a Jedi. and the fat song he had the fat suit costume on from the music video. They also showed The Al show where he does fake interviews with famouse people. like britney spears, snoop dog, avril L. and others.

And in other news, I went to see Hellboy 2.... When it was getting very interesting, the theater lost power... and so did the rest of the buildings near it. good news is that we got to see a shadow puppet show produced by the two guys seven rows infront of us and a little bit from my mom. it was funny.

In breaking news, My aunt and two of my cosins are coming up in August (the ones I don't like). yeah not very happy about that. differnt aunt coming up from last time and her twin sons (onw of them came up a month ago with my other aunt and her son) I might need a place to stay for a bit.
If I had my way, we'll only see each other one a year in december... or maybe never at all!!! but no, they're my relatives. we HAVE to welcome them with open arms....

Before finishing up this journel, I have to say this:
I HATE WORK I HATE WORK I HATE WORK I HATE WORK I HATE WORK